DGCR haiku

[liamxparker]

discs are round and fly
great distances through the sky
a basket they land

 

[zenbot]

I have an idea
No one has ever thought of
Buzzz versus Roc thread

 

[DikkaD]

Silly Disc Golf wannabees
Paying arms and legs for *D's
Bend and suck these

 

[BogeyNoMore]

Buzzz, Roc, Amp, Lace, Stag
matters not what's in the bag
state of mind rules all

 

[Jukeshoe]

Dink dink dink dink dink
Aviar Aviar, oh!
Practice basket blues...:\

 

[TOURNEYPLAYER]

M-V-P is junk
Zam and Mike love fooling you
They both swear by Rocs

 

[jsc430]

I shoot for the ace
But it flips and then a splash
Gone to water gods

 

[John Hansen]

The disc got bigger
I wondered why it was so
And then it hit me

 

[Jukeshoe]

So ****ing cold out
Get warm already please
Stupid bitch-ass cold.

 

[TOURNEYPLAYER]

^fail did the great juke
at writing a good haiku
check your second line

 

[ohtobediscing]

Winter just won't quit
So Birdie flies to Cancun
With Eagle and Roc

 

[Jukeshoe]

^fail did the great juke
at writing a good haiku
check your second line

It's so damn cold out
That my counting skills are a
bit off the mark, 'kay?

 

[TOURNEYPLAYER]

Jukeshoe uses cold
as a metaphor for crack
addiction he has

 

[kingjames1014]

Winter makes us bored
Zenbot resurrects dead thread
can't wait until spring

 

[John Hansen]

We all make mistakes

All he did was take a stand

Bring back the Hammer

 

[BogeyNoMore]

trolls be bored to tears
annoying posts just for fun
wish they'd go jerk off

 

[WillGrrr]

Hole 15, Deer Lakes
Grip the disc-step up-release!
Aaaaaand...it's gone.

 

[ohtobediscing]

Used to be fun here
But prerube abandoned us
Sob sob sob sob sob

 

[jenb]

DGCR makes
Me bang my head against a
Wall 'cause I'm dumb

 

[John Hansen]

Run for the basket.
You throw for the show and tell.
If you miss, oh well!