All dogs should be fetchers!
I was out practicing in a park once, throwing half a dozen drives, walking downfield, turn around & do it again, when out of the blue this pit bull runs after my disc, chomps down on it and sits there looking satisfied with himself.
So me and the dog's owner get together and try to convince the dog to let my CE disc go. No luck. That dog was one stubborn s-o-b! Finally the guy said, "Look, why not dangle another disc over his head and when he lets go of this one to go for that one, we pull them both out of the way."
Sounded pretty good to me, so we tried it.
Needless to say, the dog's jaws were faster than our fingers, so now I had *two* CE discs with holes in 'em.
Well the guy said he'd pay me for the discs (which of course was the right thing to do) so I gave him my name and address and we shook on it.
(and now for chapter two)
Weeks passed and no check, so the next time I'm out at that park practicing, I go looking for him. I don't find him, but I do find his dog, and after a while he shows up too. I ask him whether he was going to honor his word and he gave me the following song & dance:
"Yeah, man, sure. I'm a porno webmaster and I ran into a little cash flow problem but it's all sorted out now. Want a check?"
I said sure, why not, and all's well that ends well, except that then he offered me a job ...