Great lines from video commentators

[pauldst]

Paul Ulibarri at apx. 9:05 on 2018 Utah Open | Final Rd, F9 Chase Card | McBeth, Conrad, Wagner, Elmore:

And even though that bunker is shaped like a heart, it has no love for us at all.

 

[DanJon]

"Looks like he's throwing the big hyzer."

-Every Ball Golf Course Tournament.

 

[pauldst]

Ian: a wild child appears.
Cory: Why he ran through the middle of the hole, while we were playing it, I do not know, but it's Joel's turn.
Ian: It was the ice cream man over there, man.

2018 Utah Open Round 3 Part 2 (Wysocki, Freeman, McMahon, Hannum), about 6:15

 

[philstine]

USDGC 2017 Final Round Lead Card Back 9

Big Jerm: Tryin' to play catch here with the basket. I was not necessarily as far as I'd like to throw.
Nate: Not a great effort by the basket, either. It pretty much just stood exactly where it was.
Big Jerm: Gotta hustle, basket.

 

[davidb]

https://youtu.be/8NEHXygMm3s?t=45s

"Looks like he's going to try and go right up the middle with a midrange"

"Woah he missed his line"

 

[davidb]

double post

https://youtu.be/tm0bjVP4qxE?t=18m53s

Simon Lays-Up

 

[keltik]

"That disc is flexing sexy back..."

Billy Crump on one of the Clash DVDs (Renny Gold I think). His idiosyncratic quips could fill this thread.

 

[freakinwizzz]

Billy Crump for everything...disc golf Chick Hearn...I miss clash dvd

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Hole 4, San Francisco open, Conrad parks it.

Ian: Ummmmm

https://youtu.be/KCTjbR8Yma4

 

[Tjamesd]

I miss Crazy John Brooks doing live commentary... From 2014 world's live coverage:

"I believe that water is casual, I think that means you can drink it."

 

[brutalbrutus]

Cant remember which vid it was but at that big unsanctioned event CCDG films, one of the guys was straddling out of a big bush...

Ian says something like, "He's getting fresh with that bush."

 

[brutalbrutus]

Actually I think it might have been the other way around...

"that bush is getting fresh with..."

 

[notroman]

Ah, Billy Crump...

"If you don't have a quisenberry you better get yourself one"

 

[trout_smith]

USDGC 2017 Final Round Lead Card Back 9

Big Jerm: Tryin' to play catch here with the basket. I was not necessarily as far as I'd like to throw.
Nate: Not a great effort by the basket, either. It pretty much just stood exactly where it was.
Big Jerm: Gotta hustle, basket.

These two just FLOW.

 

[JTacoma03]

Uli cracked me up (when I could hear him) on the Utah Open coverage talking about Lewis Bitney's putt. (26:44 in case link doesn't preserve time, watch through the end of the hole).

 

[Royalhghnss]

I think my favorite line is from Alex Olguin when someone threw OB. "And like a tired kangaroo, he is out of bounds"

 

[Grippenripp]

"Paul and his jacket" -BigJerm after having made like seven comments about Paul's raincoat.

 

[jeremyhilss]

I miss Crazy John Brooks doing live commentary... From 2014 world's live coverage:

"I believe that water is casual, I think that means you can drink it."

....and of course his many, many references to "the drip's edge" - whatever that was hahaha

 

[davetherocketguy]

My favorite so far has been preserved in my signature...

 

[adlacro]

Cory and Ian talking about some ridiculous shot by Eagle or Simon:

Cory: What are you throwing on that hole?

Ian: My hopes and dreams.