Is this really the reason to go to a course?

[NDABRUSH]

Imagine if you read a review on that course by someone from here that said "this is a great course to eat Cheetos at".

and of course our official smoker reviewer would related each hole with it's partner food item. Hole 18's a freakin great twinkie hole man.

 

[solomon.trenton]

I always thought of it as a Pringles course but that's just me.

what is a pringles course?

 

[zenbot]

"The signature hole of this course is a 600 foot "top of the world" with multiple pin placements. (All of which favor the left-handed player.) I found myself initially grabbing for a fresh can of Oranjeboom Premium Lager before settling on a finger of Glen Spey single malt. Great locals."

 

[NDABRUSH]

or you could have a special alcoholics tourney with mini-bars at every tee pad. Or a 1 shot per hole Mando, you know separate the men from the boys. Or you must play quarters before the first round and play Pass Out before the second. Of course you would probably need multiple divisions for weight or tolerance level. We must have a couple of portable stomach pump machines handy just to avoid law suits. of course the only food available to tourny participants would be pretzels, green olives, lemons and tomato juice.