WWJT?

[buzzinb]

Could see him casting out Demons a long ways.

 

[zensuit]

I'd say a Boss, but he wouldn't have the arm for it and it would just dive left

 

[rikardob]

Jesus would throw mini discs... 500 feet.

 

[Lewis]

I'd say a Boss, but he wouldn't have the arm for it and it would just dive left

It's not about arm strength; it's about form.

 

[sidewinding]

He would not play disc golf. He would spend all his time doing his fathers will which is what we should do also.

 

[Lewis]

What, disc golfers aren't good enough for Jesus?

 

[zensuit]

He would not play disc golf. He would spend all his time doing his fathers will which is what we should do also.

Would you mind telling this atheist what exactly HIS will is?

 

[antt]

The Dragon cause' it floats.

 

[ejvogie]

Would you mind telling this atheist what exactly HIS will is?

There's a rather large book that may explain it for you.

 

[rikardob]

There's a rather large book that may explain it for you.

Sci-fi books get boring after a while. Is there a cliff-notes?

 

[BrotherDave]

Well, this headed towards lock down, might as well do my part. Jesus would not play disc golf, due to angry looks received from other dg'ers thanks to his massive entourage of 12 disciples. And they're always drinking wine, holding up the course while Jesus starts going through parables instead of finishing his putt.

 

[ejvogie]

Sci-fi books get boring after a while. Is there a cliff-notes?

Yes there is. Gideons leave them in hotel rooms

P.S. Let's not turn this into ANOTHER religion debate. Please. No, really.

 

[ERicJ]

Moses, Jesus and God are playing Disc golf. They step up to a hole with a 400' water carry and woods all around. Moses steps up and throws his shot and it is great but not going to be long enough. He raises his hands and parts the waters to let his disc land on dry ground. He walks out and throws his upshot to the basket. Jesus goes next and throws a great shot, but it is not going to be quite long enough. As the disc gets to the water, it just kind of stays above the water so Jesus walks out on the water and throws his upshot. Finally God steps up and throws a tee shot and shanks it off into the woods. You hear it start hitting a few branches and the next thing you know, it is flying out of the woods and hits center chains on the basket.

That's like the old ball golf joke, but without the punchline...

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf.

Jesus steps to the tee and hits the ball, it goes flying to the pond and lands ontop of the water. Jesus walks onto the water and hits the ball onto the green.

Moses steps up and hits the ball, it goes flying into the pond. Moses walks down to the little lake, raises his arms and the waters separate. Moses walks down to the bottom of the pond and hits the ball onto the green.

The old man takes his shot, and his ball also goes flying toward the water hazard. Just before the ball hits the water a fish jumps out and catches the ball in its mouth. Before the fish re-enters the water, a huge eagle swoops down and catches the fish in its talons. The bird flies off with the fish but drops it and it lands on the green, the ball pops out and rolls into the hole.

Jesus looks over to the old man and says: "Nice shot Dad..."

 

[zensuit]

Sci-fi books get boring after a while. Is there a cliff-notes?

Nice. I appreciate the assist. I've read that whole book a few times so I'd know what my friends who use it as guide for scaring their kids were talking about. Interestingly, there's a whole bunch of love in there that seems to be missing when the whole thing gets "explained".

So there's no lock down, I vote for playing 72.

 

[Huff]

P.S. Let's not turn this into ANOTHER religion debate. Please. No, really.

this thread was doomed to become one from the beginning. A thread started about a topic that only a portion of the DGCR community believe in is bound to draw out opposing views.

 

[BrotherDave]

I feel like Buddha would be the better disc golfer, seems like his mental game would be on lock.

 

[kcbrez009]

I'll tell you...

He'd throw an ace on every hole.

 

[zensuit]

I feel like Buddha would be the better disc golfer, seems like his mental game would be on lock.

Not sure how that "throw, not throw" thing would work

 

[TalbotTrojan]

That's like the old ball golf joke, but without the punchline...

I knew I forgot something.

 

[ejvogie]

Jesus looks over to the old man and says: "Nice shot Dad..."

I heard it as...


Moses looks over at Jesus and says, "I hate it when your dad cheats."