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You know you're addicted to DG when...

When you are driving a truck at night for work, and you are arranging discs in your bag in your head, and trying to figure out what discs you need to change out as you head down the highway.
 
When you leave for school in three days, and instead of worrying about drink, clothes, or notebooks you need, you're thinking of what materials you need to bring to build a mini 20 disc storage set in the top corner of your room.
 
Scene:

Young american disc golfer walks up to the local DG kiosk at the course where a young Vietnamese woman is selling discs and those cool hats.

A: "What can I get for $10?"
V: "Anyting in my used bin"
A: "Anything?"
V: "You likey polecat? You birdie long time with polecat"
A: "You got anything in CE?"
V: "No CE $10, CE $30"
A: "How about champion?"
V: "Oh champion...you acey acey with this"
 
Scene:

Young american disc golfer walks up to the local DG kiosk at the course where a young Vietnamese woman is selling discs and those cool hats.

She's a natural. Could sell a polecat popsicle to a... god I can't think of anything to finish that joke with.
...to a discraft die-hard with a full stomach

god that joke sucked, no one read that.
 
Scene:

Young american disc golfer walks up to the local DG kiosk at the course where a young Vietnamese woman is selling discs and those cool hats.

A: "What can I get for $10?"
V: "Anyting in my used bin"
A: "Anything?"
V: "You likey polecat? You birdie long time with polecat"
A: "You got anything in CE?"
V: "No CE $10, CE $30"
A: "How about champion?"
V: "Oh champion...you acey acey with this"

I love this!
 
Scene:

Young american disc golfer walks up to the local DG kiosk at the course where a young Vietnamese woman is selling discs and those cool hats.

A: "What can I get for $10?"
V: "Anyting in my used bin"
A: "Anything?"
V: "You likey polecat? You birdie long time with polecat"
A: "You got anything in CE?"
V: "No CE $10, CE $30"
A: "How about champion?"
V: "Oh champion...you acey acey with this"

lol'd
 
You make it part of your internet routine to check and see if you have any more thumbs up for a good review.

Not like I've ever done this.
 
I've been disappointed for 3 days because I posted about 7 new reviews this weekend and only have like 3 thumbs up on them . . . so I am definitely guilty of doing this! It sometimes is hard to sleep . . . do I have a problem?
 
When, the majority of your sentances start with one of the following:

"While I was playing today..."
"I was reading on the disc golf forum..."
"While I was practicing (throwing, putting, etc)..."

I think I've done all of these.
 
When, the majority of your sentances start with one of the following:

"While I was playing today..."
"I was reading on the disc golf forum..."
"While I was practicing (throwing, putting, etc)..."

I think I've done all of these.

It's sad how many of my sentences start with one of those.
 
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