springy101
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Great stories guys, I'm glad I'm not the only one who makes an ass out of himself at the course on a weekly basis.
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ROFL! The fact that you bowed a couple of times made me fall out of my chair laughing. Great story.
I have two:
The first happened last year at a tournament. I was trying to rip my drive , and right as I made my drive off the tee, I let out a nice , loud fart.
This thread is golden. I don't really have any stories besides my Quest Odyssey floater disc one. After getting it in the mail I went out to my field to practice with her. This disc has a tendency to correct it's angle no matter how you release it and fly straight as an arrow. So I'm really siched about this disc and it's characteristics. I meet up with the usual suspects later that day to play a round at Como Park which has some serious water holes. The whole time I'm hyping up this disc and how straight it flies. We get to a water hole and I bust her out for her maiden voyage over the drink. I'm standing in front of a huge creek that goes from my left to my right. All I have to do is shoot it straight across. I wind up for the most epic straight across drive of my life and totally screw up my release. This disc goes almost completely to my left with a huge fade. It lands directly in the middle of the creek 300 feet out to my left. So to add insult to injury I have to strip down to my underwear and swim out to retrieve it.
I've got two of them...and they both suck.
The first I was playing with a couple of my buddies at Lakewood Dry Gulch, which I don't even think is listed on this site. OK so there is this family having a picnic right in the middle of the course in a little grove of trees, right between two fairways! This family obviously had no idea why all these people were throwing frisbees around their picnic and they didn't appear to speak any english, so I'm not sure anyone in my group could have explained...needless to say, it was a very busy day on the course.
So I come up to drive, and since they are in the trees on the left, I use my RHFH to make sure that my disc will fade to the right, safely away from the trees. Well, I rip a really nice one, but I swear the moment it left my hand, this little boy who couldn't have been more than three, comes running right out of the woods. I yell four as loud as I could, but no one knew why I was yelling until my disc popped this poor little boy directly in the forehead at just shy of the 300 foot mark.
The little boy went down and he had this terrible looking welt forming on his head...his parent came out, he was crying, there was all this talking and frantic spanish ahppening in front of me...I gave about 50 "Lo siento"'s and even think I bowed once or twice....I felt so bad I can't even tell you...but I was also annoyed by the family picnicing in the middle of the course between two fairways.....
My buddies will never let me live that down and I haven't been back to that course since....
That's funny! I just played Como for the first time the other day, and as a result I'm planning on buying a Quest Odyssey Ultra-Long Range. When we went, only two of us out of five managed to clear the larger water hazard, and one of my friends stripped down and tried to save the discs. He got two of three, but the one he threw sank before he got to it.
Haha. You aren't the guy who I gave directions to Como to at Beaver Island last Tuesday are you? Funny thing is that I rarely loose discs there at all any more. I know if it was my Surge I would have landed right near the pin. That was my second drive on 10 by the way. How do you like 14 at Como? I'm guessing that's where you guys lost your discs. That Quest is a great disc by the way. I just sucked out big time.
My bonehead faux pas:
Conversation with Valerie Jenkins at the Texas State DG Championships:
Me: Where's your husband?
V: Uh......, What husband?
Me: Avery. Isn[t he your husband?
V: (Silence...then a giggle) Uh,no.......he's my brother.
Me: Excuse me while I go remove my foot from my mouth!
Woodpecker<<< has wore out two pair of shoes from kicking myself in the butt for stupid stuff like this!!!
About 3 months ago i was playing a round with a co-worker, JohnT1969 and a friend of his...teeing off on 14 or 15 of Harris Lake...i let rip a decent drive and my follow through leg (RHBH), left leg comes around like normal, and I go to put weight on it to follow through, unfortunately my leg isn't there, it whips right through the standing position and is out in front of me...I have already started the weight transfer to a leg that's not there to support it and I spin around facing the opposite way of the basket...so now i'm suspended in mid-air, no legs under me at all, and I come down hard on my left knee right on the edge of the concrete pad..they guys i was playing with all look at me with mouths wide opening wondering if i was all right as it was a pretty hard fall, i finished the round, the knee swelled slightly and was a little sore...i haven't been to the doctor, but i'm pretty sure i chipped my knee cap, there's a definite divot in my left one that's not in my right one...good times...
Today I griplocked a shot over the fence at a little league game, and had to walk all the way around the inside of the outfield fence to retrieve my disc with all the kids and all their parents staring at me. Sigh.