Worst Fake Terminology?

[B3NDER]

Ive been saying get greasy since flip

:thmbup: :hfive:

 

[General Scales]

I've been prone to saying that my disc must've have found Jenny Craig (for a disc that suddenly get's skinny and sneaks through)

 

[Mattallica]

VonDrehle's "Get Sneaky" when you want your disc to get through some trees or other obstacles.

hear this all the time

 

[dmbrun2]

A michael j fox putt (shaky)

 

[Mind Expansi0n]

The 'scooby' shots seem to be a Texas or OK thing; they are essentially talking about a big spike hyzer over the top and back down towards the basket. Seems like 'spike hyzer' or 'hyzer-bomb' would be a little more descriptive.

I hear a lot of people calling different shots "scoobies". It seems like they've heard someone say that and since it sounds kinda cool, they want to use it real bad hoping it makes them sound cool. I'm pretty sure most people using this term have no idea what a real scooby is.

 

[tarel]

I putt like mjf.

 

[Mind Expansi0n]

I like references to 'local routes' - or when folks shout "LOCALS!" as your disc finds some silly line through an entire forest of trees. I also enjoy when people come up with pet names for certain molds such as the 'S'Winder' or 'C-Roc'. Also enjoy the 'Quisenberry', a Crump'ism for the side-armed submarine thumber, named after Dan Quisenberry ... the best submarine pitcher ever (and former Kansas City Royal!). The lamest made-up word is probably "schule" - which, not shockingly, rhymes with "tool".

 

[ohtobediscing]

The 'scooby' shots seem to be a Texas or OK thing; they are essentially talking about a big spike hyzer over the top and back down towards the basket. Seems like 'spike hyzer' or 'hyzer-bomb' would be a little more descriptive.

Is there anything that Texas doesn't lay claim to?

 

[Mind Expansi0n]

Insecure white male neurotics on message boards.

Is there anything that Texas doesn't lay claim to?

 

[Uncle Dougie]

Hook-up!! and stand-up!! Are ones i hear alot but I kinda like those.

 

[jtreadwell]

The lamest made-up word is probably "schule" - which, not shockingly, rhymes with "tool".

It's real in Germany. Means "School" or something. So you could say your disc got schooled by schule.

 

[Tmart]

I made up a term 5 years ago when I started playing which my friends and I still use, but I wouldn't call it fake since there is no other better term for it:

Tree-nied - When your disc hits the trunk or thick branch of a tree and bounces backwards off of it.

 

[austin234]

I made up a term 5 years ago when I started playing which my friends and I still use, but I wouldn't call it fake since there is no other better term for it:

Tree-nied - When your disc hits the trunk or thick branch of a tree and bounces backwards off of it.

ive heard that one alot. and thank you tree-sus whe you get help from a tree

the thing i hate is when people call discs a "disc golf" mostly ive heard it from girls but i makes me want to yell at them cause the same ones are still doing it years later

 

[onemilemore]

It's not terminology, but it pisses me off when people spell disc with a k, as in, disk.

 

[Uncle Dougie]

I made up a term 5 years ago when I started playing which my friends and I still use, but I wouldn't call it fake since there is no other better term for it:

Tree-nied - When your disc hits the trunk or thick branch of a tree and bounces backwards off of it.

Ha! that is a common term around here.

 

[drickanderson]

Tree-nied - When your disc hits the trunk or thick branch of a tree and bounces backwards off of it.

We use that one a lot. We also refer to ourselves as being 'tree-blind'. When you throw a shot, and it hits a tree or a branch that was DEAD in the way, but for some reason, you were so focused that you didn't even see it.


Edit:
Treenied is so common, that they made a shirt:

 

[bholy08]

We use that one a lot. We also refer to ourselves as being 'tree-blind'. When you throw a shot, and it hits a tree or a branch that was DEAD in the way, but for some reason, you were so focused that you didn't even see it.


Edit:
Treenied is so common, that they made a shirt:

Sweet shirt!

 

[Dr.Disc]

I say sum off the wall stuff when discs dont do what I want sum favorites include lay the f#@# down, and the most common is dont turn dont turn f$@# you turned you peice of s$&#

 

[MNcyclone]

The 'scooby' shots seem to be a Texas or OK thing; they are essentially talking about a big spike hyzer over the top and back down towards the basket. Seems like 'spike hyzer' or 'hyzer-bomb' would be a little more descriptive.

Wow. :doh:

 

[John Rock]

The 'scooby' shots seem to be a Texas or OK thing; they are essentially talking about a big spike hyzer over the top and back down towards the basket. Seems like 'spike hyzer' or 'hyzer-bomb' would be a little more descriptive.

Zactly what I was saying . That shot description sounds like a grenade.