Me, and also me Disc Golf version

[jakebake91]

Me: there's no way you can throw far enough to clear that hazard....

Also me: SEND IT


Also my not discing wife who's tagging along.: "well that was stupid"

 

[R-Ogre]

Me: swallow your pride and throw a driver forehand for this tee shot

Also me: but it's only 250! The right way to do it is backhand an under stable mid!

a little too much hyzer and 5 minutes in the shule left of the fairway later...

 

[BuzzzChief]

Me: It's getting dark, I should only throw one disc on this hole and make sure it's a bright color.
Also me: You can do better than that, throw a couple more. Don't worry about the color!

 

[PeterMonk]

Me: I am going to work on my putting and approach shots today
DG me: I know I can nail this 350' drive! I am going to try every driver in my bag until I can park it three times in a row.

 

[R-Ogre]

Me: It's getting dark, I should only throw one disc on this hole and make sure it's a bright color.
Also me: You can do better than that, throw a couple more. Don't worry about the color!

I hate how relatable this is

 

[Rastnav]

Me: Disc golf is wonderful, relaxing and fun.
Also me: All my joy is turned to ashes by that first available tree.

 

[ejvogie]

Me: This shot set up perfectly for my Zone.

Also me: Ah, screw it. I'm already holding my Rhyno, I'll just add a touch of hyzer.

Rhyno flips up to flat and sails 50' long and 15 degrees right of the basket

 

[WhiteyBear]

Me: I'm not paying $25 for a regular 10 year anniversary buzz, but I'll buy 1, and 3 of those midnight 10 years with the gold bees and the verification cards to make a little money.

Me 7 years later: .....danggit

 

[Discraft Dad]

Me: Yeah its about 80 feet to the basket with a dropoff right behind.....I should lay up.

Also Me: Forget that I think I can throw my Wizard on a line and hit chains, only to turn an easy par into a double bogey.

 

[Olorin]

About udisc... when playing a course for the first time that has no map, bad signs, poorly marked tees, and no navigational aids...

Me: I'm so frustrated having to pull out my phone on every single hole to check the udisc map. I've spent more time trying to find where I am than I have playing!
Also Me: Man, am I ever thankful for the udisc map! This course would've totally impossible to navigate without it.

 

[Innova63]

Me: Smart play looks like my 8x KCRoc...

DG Me: Get aggressive with my Mint Alpha...

Multi thread posts...


:thmbup:

 

[warmuth]

Me: Toss a putter out of these bushes 10 feet to the fairway and take the bogey.

Also me: If I lay down and throw a 200 foot sidearm left handed I can park it

 

[ray1970]

Me: I should just play this hole for par because I usually bogey if I go for it.

Also me: goes for it anyways and acts surprised when I bogey. Again.

 

[Moose33]

Me; it's a high risk putt at the edge of your range, you should probably lay up.

Also me; we running it yeah?

 

[jakebake91]

Me; it's a high risk putt at the edge of your range, you should probably lay up.

Also me; we running it yeah?

Me: layups are for basketball!!

Also me: dammit.... should have laid up!

 

[Superbford]

Me... OB is right so make the easy play and hyzer to the left with the RHBH.

Also Me..... Griplock of death throws it straight right two fairways over.

 

[Friggintree]

Me at the teepad: Don't try and throw as hard as you can...you know you always have better shots when you throw nice and easy.

Also me: Launch that f*cker as hard as possible!!

 

[Moose33]

Me; throw the shot you know will work.

Also me;...but what if I tried this risky line I've never tried before...

 

[ThrowaEnvy]

Me: I should read more technique threads

Also me: F it, I'm not practicing today.. What are they saying about new discs and Trump...?

 

[R-Ogre]

Me: just play a quick easy red round, you don't have that much time today and you're on tap to cook dinner.
Also me: play the black tees and spend 20 minutes in the rough looking for discs