power balance bracelet

[Brall]

i'll sometimes cast a strength spell on myself before a tournament giving me +1 or even +2 to my strength.

i have on occasion used a levitation spell on my disc for wide open areas for a bit of glide and my ring of courage is all i need for the mental aspect of the game.

cantrips are also helpful for distracting players during putting.



but i don't use that bracelet, it's fake.

 

[billnchristy]

I once cast what I thought was a levitation spell and milk started pouring out of my boobs.

Damn reading comprehension, that was a LACTATION spell!!

 

[Dudelsacker]

It's all about being smart enough to realize that you are in fact dumb Wheeeeeeeeee!

haha try to wrap your mind around that one

 

[notapro]

Is this good enough for the "believers" out there???



Power Balance Maker Admits Bands Are Worthless

 

[Jukeshoe]

Is this good enough for the "believers" out there???



Power Balance Maker Admits Bands Are Worthless

As a true believer in the power of Power Balance Bands, I find myself skeptical about the above information. :| :| :| :|

 

[notapro]

We admit that there is no credible scientific evidence that supports our claims and therefore we engaged in misleading conduct in breach of s52 of the Trade Practices Act 1974.

But, if you absolutely insist, we will still sell you one of these amazing bracelets!

 

[Jukeshoe]

But, if you absolutely insist, we will still sell you one of these amazing bracelets!

 

[billnchristy]

Good lord is that woman smuggling an elephant dong?

 

[Jukeshoe]

Good lord is that woman smuggling an elephant dong?

That's, uh, a "Power Band." :|

 

[barneco]

bronto-toe

 

[chiroflyer]

One could snuggle right up into those folds and be nice and cozy all winter. She may not even know you're there.