Me, and also me Disc Golf version

[ejvogie]

Me: Let me just put this 20 footer in the basket

Also Me: OMFG!! I THINK I JUST FELT A 1MPH BREEZE!! *clank*

 

[thrembo]

Me: It's the chastity belts fault that I missed that put.

Also me: No it's not, it's my complete lack of putting practice that made me miss that put.

 

[Moose33]

Me; just stay calm and play to the side of the tee box.

Also me; stand on the car to make the shot...

 

[thrembo]

Me: It's the chastity belts fault that I missed that put.

Also me: No it's not, it's my complete lack of putting practice that made me miss that put.

Edit: Putt. Reason: Tired.

 

[Dr. Bogey]

Me: I've built a solid bag, and it's time to learn my discs and focus on improving my form.

Also me: It would be nice to have a true overstable mid to use instead of just powering down my Banshee. And why am I bagging only neutral putters? I could nail more tricky approaches if I had more putters of varying stability. It'd be cool to bag a lid. I could probably find a good deal on some misprints...

 

[Keller]

Me: Play this tunnel hole smart for a 3 with your Comet off the tee

Also me: Flip the Roadrunner down the tunnel (even though I've only hit the 20ft gap 3/4 of the way down once in the last 10 times I tried it.

 

[F.Luke]

Me: I should fold laundry.
Also me: Well its not raining too hard. C'mon pup we'll probably have the course to ourselves!

 

[VictorB]

Me: Probably won't reach this one in the air, lets just play the smart shot.

Also Me: Roller Time! Lets do this!

 

[Mr. Butlertron]

Me: be methodical on short course layouts, cash in on those easy birdies opportunities

Also Me: do the smart thing, ace run each hole until your bag is empty

 

[NDABRUSH]

This thread reminds me of the very 1st Late night with David Letterman book. Section called Frank and Fred. Frank wakes up to the sound of chirping birds. Fred wakes up naked on the patio. Sorry for the drift.

 

[ilmcgee]

Me: I'm gonna play a good round today and any bad throw isn't going to ruin the round.

Also me: ****, if I hit another tree I'm coming with a chainsaw next time!

 

[thrembo]

Me: (Before Driving) I got a 2 on this hole last time out!

Also me: Every time I say that before I drive, I get a 4 or 5 on the hole this time!

 

[jjtwinnova]

Me: Ok, a tournament at my home course. Just throw the shots you always throw and stay in the fairway

Also me: I can't believe I have never seen this thumber line before! Might as well try it now!

 

[ejvogie]

Me: Hey! 6 down after 12 with no bogies!

Other me: *finishes even*

 

[DGchamp]

Me: throws 400'
Also me: throws 100' straight into the ground

 

[thrembo]

Me: I wonder if my wife will mind me hanging up my new mini Buzzz on our living room wall.

Me also: Nah, she loves indulging my disc golf addiction!

 

[DiscgolfStu]

Me: I'm paying great, only a couple of holes left, all I have to do is play it safe and hold him off for certain victory.

Also me: Ooh, I haven't thrown this in a while! I remember absolutely bombing it that one time. I'm gonna throw it now instead.

 

[vulture165]

Me: Drive for show putt for dough
Also me: spends two hours on field work and none on putting

 

[Queen]

Me: I got these great drivers OMG Let's GO

Also me: Na, practice putting until you're too tired for an actual round. Then, fall asleep in the car.

 

[ejvogie]

Me: Slow = far

Also me: I need a bunch of extra oomph on this next drive