Describe a terrible round in one sentence using DG terms

[joecoin]

I was able to maintain my composure in the face of adversity.

 

[ejvogie]

I'm a pinball wizard.

 

[DG_Before_Breakfast]

The trees needed decoration.

 

[DatRedDude]

chopping broccoli all day

 

[Underdog]

Played Army golf all day Left Right, Left Right, Left Right

 

[alpha_dave]

Most fun wins, right?

 

[armiller]

I didn't have many birdie looks, but they all turned into 3-putts.

 

[Kegelexercise]

The only turn I was able to muster was that of my ankles on the wet ground.

 

[thirtydirtybirds]

I usually go with, "should've worn my lumberjack pants, because all I'm doing is chopping wood today"

 

[DiscoBriscoe]

a couple of great shots, a few good ones...I don't remember much else

 

[smarkquart]

Lowering my cost per throw.

 

[jjtwinnova]

I kept throwing to the wrong pin position.

 

[Jay Dub]

Most of my drives were unhyzerable.

 

[tampora]

My up and down was more of an up up up up and down.

 

[Dan Ensor]

I kept missing the re-tee mando.

 

[THUGNIFICENT763]

Bushwhacker

 

[sillybizz]

Are there any easier courses?

 

[adlacro]

I'm 1000 rated...at playing 750 rated rounds.

 

[runningDoc]

i had a ton of birdies! but more bogies

 

[brutalbrutus]

"I used to not have any 700s on my rating..."