Describe a terrible round in one sentence using DG terms

[teemkey]

I threw a PW (Personal Worst) today. On my way back to the car, someone asked how I'd played. While "s#!t the bed" or "totally sucked" came to mind, I tried to do it in DG terms.

I said "I had more rollaways than birdies." He understood.

What one sentence descriptions of bad rounds have you used? (in DG terminology)

 

[Three Putt]

I flipped when I should have hyzered.

 

[ilmcgee]

Ate plenty of OATs, not enough Wheaties.

 

[7ontheline]

What one sentence descriptions of bad rounds have you used? (in DG terminology)

After initially air balling, "I banged the second shot but spaced my goto putter by the basket on 18." I did take it back over a year later from the DB that sharpied over my info.

or maybe Monday... I was giving him a lesson and hyzered it over the fence OB, and "next thing I knew you we're on top of the fence going after my sh*t." I feel horrible about his broken ankle

 

[Mr. Butlertron]

Baby, come back!

 

[tdschrock1]

Sawed off drives, tree-nied upshots and front rim bangers.

 

[PBokor]

Didn't miss a tree (or two) for nine holes in row. Personal worst.

 

[dwindacatcher]

"But you got up and down for par, right?"

 

[RFrance]

"But you got up and down for par, right?"

Lol. The iron leaf!:thmbup:

 

[Plastic Thunder]

When my buddy says "nice throw" and then the disc hits a tree and rolls away in to the forest,,, on 4 or 5 holes in a row.

 

[Putt for D'oh]

"So how'd you pla?"

Me: "petty typical round"

"Oh that bad huh?"

 

[DanJon]

"Be a Firebird!"

 

[ohtobediscing]

"When I say, 'It's time for another round', I most definitely DO NOT mean disc golf".

 

[Afropirg]

"Be a Firebird!"

I have a similar saying "DO FIREBIRD THINGS!"

 

[ejvogie]

"But you got up and down for par, right?"

"Didn't get up and down."

 

[roggenb3]

"How'd the round go?"

"Island hole"

On a windy day, that's all that need be said to understand.

 

[DinosaurThunder]

"I will never play a course with Mach III's again"

 

[osborne]

on a course where I typically am around par (Morton longs for what its worth during Ledgestone final round no less), "7 over after 5 holes." Ended up 18 or 19 over on the day.

 

[brutalbrutus]

"How'd you throw?"

"Often."

 

[Moose33]

I hit more trees than chains.

^most descriptive of my typical bad round.