Describe a terrible round in one sentence using DG terms

[Dcinmd]

In Guardian of the Galaxy terms.

I am Groot.

Or English terms I am one with the trees.

 

[Tripper]

"How'd you throw?"

"Often."

I respond to this question with "repeatedly"

 

[rd.bittle]

Well, I had some great recovery throws...

 

[takman]

"I got my a$$ handed to me"
"I've got some work to do"
"The pressure is off"
"I couldn't get off the tee, but I made up for it by not putting"
"Anybody on your card blow up?"
"All I did today was make my discs more flippy"

 

[Reniger]

At least I got wood.

 

[jeremyhilss]

"Well I didn't lose any discs today..... by some miracle..."

 

[BarstampLover]

"i needed viagra today."

 

[edfaits]

With apologies to Longfellow...

I shot a Leopard into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;

 

[notroman]

"I think I won! I threw my discs more than anyone else!"

 

[Pymm]

Better than being at work.

 

[HyzerUniBomber]

"That was something."

Or more often "That was a round."

 

[rd.bittle]

Got lots of practice throws in.

 

[SonicGuy]

"I lost a putter" :|

 

[armiller]

I hit more trees than chains.

I threw my putting putter twice as many times as all my other discs combined.

I got to practice my scramble game on all but 4 holes.

 

[THUGNIFICENT763]

"Paul Bunyan"

 

[Lazerface]

I fell on my boner.

 

[DG_Before_Breakfast]

With apologies to Longfellow...

I shot a Leopard into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;

:clap:

 

[Putt for D'oh]

I threw my putting putter twice as many times as all my other discs combined.

I think I have honestly had rounds like that. Might not have been twice... but could have been.

 

[Old Dog]

"How'd you throw?"

"Often."

:clap:

 

[The Last DJ]

Those trees have had more rejections than Harvard Law.