Casey 1988
Shun the frumious Bandersnatch!
At Eureka, I wouldn't think he really takes all that much more time than the average player but at Northwoods, I can imagine him taking 3x the amount of time hacking his way thru those woods looking for errant shots.
I guess it really comes down to is how is he bad? Does he just throw 150ft noob hyzers? Or does he throw 250-300ft but has no control over where its going?...
Or is he really really bad at Putting? Like getting a 4+ on every single putt attempt.