I am sure if we can use our brains, we can make old jokes work with disc golf. I will go first:
Two old guys were talking, and they were both wondering if there is Disc Golf in heaven. The both agreed which ever one would die first , the other would come back as a ghost or in a dream and tell the other one.
A month later, one of the old men died, and one night in a dream, he visited him in a dream. The living one asked his friend who passed away "Well, is there Disc Golf in heaven?". He said "well, I have good news and bad news" The good news is, there is disc golf in heaven. The bad news is, we are having a tournament next Tuesday, and you are playing in it."
Two old guys were talking, and they were both wondering if there is Disc Golf in heaven. The both agreed which ever one would die first , the other would come back as a ghost or in a dream and tell the other one.
A month later, one of the old men died, and one night in a dream, he visited him in a dream. The living one asked his friend who passed away "Well, is there Disc Golf in heaven?". He said "well, I have good news and bad news" The good news is, there is disc golf in heaven. The bad news is, we are having a tournament next Tuesday, and you are playing in it."