When you see orange tape wrapped around a tree in a median, someone's yard, anywhere, your first thought is "Mandatory?".
You are looking to buy a new house and you look at the backyard before the house.
...you get up at 4:30 a.m. to drive two hours to play in the freezing cold.
late night putting practice. Drives the neighbors nuts.
When the cops arrest you for playing at night!
-No one asks me what I've been doing with my time outside of work anymore because all 40 of my employees know the answer.
-Ive said ball golf to ball golfers in a regular conversation
-Ive converted the laundry basket in the back dock of the restaurant into a makeshift basket.
-I bring my disc bag to work instead of my computer bag because I get anxious being away from my discs, even though I cant store anywhere near as much as I need to work at full capacity.
Playing disc golf with me is a new requirement in my list of what Im looking for in a girl
-I dont have the drive to pay my bills on time even though I have the money, but Im willing to go out of my way to play 20 minutes of disc golf when I have little to no free time.
-I played between 72 to 90 holes today even after the first person I brought to the course had a seizure and I had to call 911. After getting him to the safety of his family I was immediately back on the course for the rest of the day.
-Im neglecting sleeping when work is only 6 hours away in order to read every single post Ive missed in the last two days and contribute.
-I havent met a single new person in the last two months off the disc golf course.
-My brother has been playing 3-4 years and competes in Intermediate and Advanced, and the only thing I can think of is working to outplay him this month after less than two months of regular playing.
Apparently I have a problem. I was addicted to video games mostly Halo 3. Now I would rather go out side and throw. My wife was mad because I played to many games. Now I out of the house and cant hear her complain. Thanks DG..
Q: Do you know why there's no Disc Golfaholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit!
...you call-in to work with some well-crafted excuse just so you can stop by the course to do some putting practice.
you find yourself at work posting on these forums
hi my names trent and im also a disc golfaholic.
Even though your glasses are broken, and you can't see the basket from 20' away, you ssay oh well i know the general direction of the course and the baskets so I'm playing!!!!
seeing a cable listing for the movie 21 Grams and thinking "god that's light, even for a mini"
quit your job because it interferes with your disc golf and try to convince your wife to move south so you can play in shorts year round.
When you have to go out of town for a funeral and before you leave you check DGCR.com to see which courses you could hit on the way.
played Christmas eve and Christmas Day before I had to come home and take a quick shower and go to family Chrismas parties
you play after getting your eyes dialated even though the sun light hurts your eyes and everything is blurry.
When it is 10 degrees outside with 35 mph gusts, ice on the roads and course, but you still have to go anyway!
when you do a school project on disc golf
when you complain why there is no disc golf channel
when you know what pros throw
when you spell rock r-o-c
You might be a disc golf addict... If the term "rubber putter" has no sexual enuendo for you.
If you have more golf discs than CDs.
If you build a backyard swimming pool to be used only as a water hazard.
If your best disc sails into the lake and you shed everything to go get it.
When you son is a minor league baseball umpire and you're concerned about his upcoming season; Which league will he be assigned to? The AA Southern or the AA Texas League? Both the biggest concern really is which league will provide for the most enjoyable disc golf road trip?
You try to throw a hyzer with everything I pick up!
when you buy a mini for your one month old son in hopes that he will hold it and love it as much as you do.
When your child chooses the college based upon how many courses are near just because they know you would want to play.
You know your addicted to DG when.... your doing your laundry, you open up the washer and a mini falls out. Guess I left it in my pocket from yesterdays doubles..
if you find the easiest way to go to sleep is by playing your favorite course in your head
If you play dg with your wife
....when your passwords include the name and weight of your favorite discs, and various combinations thereof!
My daughters new boyfriend is really into Disc golf. As a matter of fact, that is how she met him, at one of my tournaments. When he comes over to see her, she told us that he and I are not allowed to discuss disc golf when she is around.
when you work as a bouncer at a strip club like I do and with all those big mirrors around are trying to without anyone noticing do a little X step and follow through to check out your form...only to have patrons and nude dancers all looking at you like you are some kind of fruity ballerina bouncer!
When you spot your wife's new orange dish towel hanging from the sink and the first two thoughts you have are...... How absorbant is that? And that would really look good hanging from my Fadegear bag.
When your mom's car has "DX" as a badge on the trunk and every time you ask her if it's wearing in understable she gives you the evil eye.
Now everytime I see a nice open field I say "Wow, what a great place to practice your drives." My wife is starting to get tired of me saying this.
You make a bad shot and are positive the birds that are chirping are actually laughing at you.
When your boss mentions business trip, and you hope that you don't need to take a laptop, because that makes it harder to carry on your DG bag!
When you drive passed the MOST PERFECT row of trees every single day on your way to work and you consider it cruel and unusual punishment that there is no basket
When you wonder what kind of disc course a downtown city area would make if you were one of the last people left on earth.
When you can't pass a body of water without wondering (often times aloud) "Can I make that throw? I bet I can....." Sometimes interrupting a story told by your wife
you keep a disc in your passenger seat to spin while stuck in traffic during your commute.
When you call up friends and they already know you are trying to get them to play
You have Dreams about disc Golf ( Happened recently)
You think about drinking less on the course to improve your game
People say "I Play Real Golf" and you take offense
You think about buying discs just to dye them
You walk in the room, and your wife is watching "Winnie The Pooh" and you look and think to yourself that the 100 Acre Woods would make a bad ass disc golf course
You take your laptop to the course with you, so you can work on your final project for your first year at college. Then claim the disc golf course is a peaceful setting to work, and your dorm room is not.
You spend almost an hour trying to make a cd in the trash can from 30ft. Damn those things are overstable!
You almost kill yourself and two others in the car swearving across two lanes of traffic because you just saw that a new disc golf store opened very close to your house.
When you are at work, and you realize that you need to make a disc change in your bag, and you walk in the door at home and run to the closet , and change out some discs in your bag, and it makes you feel better, even though its Tuesday , and you are not going to play till Saturday.
When you make your dog pose with your putters for a picture
Having disc golf dreams the night before a big tourney (or any night LOL)
When you are going to play a top rated course tomorrow and instead of counting sheep before bed you hear chains all night long.
When you get done with a day trip to Cincinnati to play 4 courses, and start planning your weekend trip to Bowling Green before you go to bed.
When you say screw it, and play two courses even though it's hailing and thundering because you drove two hours to play them, damnit!
When you are having a really bad day, and you start to plan a disc golf trip for the weekend to make you feel better.
You just finished a round so you and your buddies immediately get together and plan out where you'll play ... the next six weekends in a row.
If your wife says "You have to choose between me and disc golf" and you say "are you sure?" and she says "nevermind".
...there's no room in the trunk of your car anymore.
If you've neglected every responsibility in your life for more than a year while committing 100% of your free time to disc golf.
...when you walk around your house idly spinning a disc on your finger waiting for your buddy to call with a tee time.
You are looking to buy a new house and you look at the backyard before the house.
...you get up at 4:30 a.m. to drive two hours to play in the freezing cold.
late night putting practice. Drives the neighbors nuts.
When the cops arrest you for playing at night!
-No one asks me what I've been doing with my time outside of work anymore because all 40 of my employees know the answer.
-Ive said ball golf to ball golfers in a regular conversation
-Ive converted the laundry basket in the back dock of the restaurant into a makeshift basket.
-I bring my disc bag to work instead of my computer bag because I get anxious being away from my discs, even though I cant store anywhere near as much as I need to work at full capacity.
Playing disc golf with me is a new requirement in my list of what Im looking for in a girl
-I dont have the drive to pay my bills on time even though I have the money, but Im willing to go out of my way to play 20 minutes of disc golf when I have little to no free time.
-I played between 72 to 90 holes today even after the first person I brought to the course had a seizure and I had to call 911. After getting him to the safety of his family I was immediately back on the course for the rest of the day.
-Im neglecting sleeping when work is only 6 hours away in order to read every single post Ive missed in the last two days and contribute.
-I havent met a single new person in the last two months off the disc golf course.
-My brother has been playing 3-4 years and competes in Intermediate and Advanced, and the only thing I can think of is working to outplay him this month after less than two months of regular playing.
Apparently I have a problem. I was addicted to video games mostly Halo 3. Now I would rather go out side and throw. My wife was mad because I played to many games. Now I out of the house and cant hear her complain. Thanks DG..
Q: Do you know why there's no Disc Golfaholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit!
...you call-in to work with some well-crafted excuse just so you can stop by the course to do some putting practice.
you find yourself at work posting on these forums
hi my names trent and im also a disc golfaholic.
Even though your glasses are broken, and you can't see the basket from 20' away, you ssay oh well i know the general direction of the course and the baskets so I'm playing!!!!
seeing a cable listing for the movie 21 Grams and thinking "god that's light, even for a mini"
quit your job because it interferes with your disc golf and try to convince your wife to move south so you can play in shorts year round.
When you have to go out of town for a funeral and before you leave you check DGCR.com to see which courses you could hit on the way.
played Christmas eve and Christmas Day before I had to come home and take a quick shower and go to family Chrismas parties
you play after getting your eyes dialated even though the sun light hurts your eyes and everything is blurry.
When it is 10 degrees outside with 35 mph gusts, ice on the roads and course, but you still have to go anyway!
when you do a school project on disc golf
when you complain why there is no disc golf channel
when you know what pros throw
when you spell rock r-o-c
You might be a disc golf addict... If the term "rubber putter" has no sexual enuendo for you.
If you have more golf discs than CDs.
If you build a backyard swimming pool to be used only as a water hazard.
If your best disc sails into the lake and you shed everything to go get it.
When you son is a minor league baseball umpire and you're concerned about his upcoming season; Which league will he be assigned to? The AA Southern or the AA Texas League? Both the biggest concern really is which league will provide for the most enjoyable disc golf road trip?
You try to throw a hyzer with everything I pick up!
when you buy a mini for your one month old son in hopes that he will hold it and love it as much as you do.
When your child chooses the college based upon how many courses are near just because they know you would want to play.
You know your addicted to DG when.... your doing your laundry, you open up the washer and a mini falls out. Guess I left it in my pocket from yesterdays doubles..
if you find the easiest way to go to sleep is by playing your favorite course in your head
If you play dg with your wife
....when your passwords include the name and weight of your favorite discs, and various combinations thereof!
My daughters new boyfriend is really into Disc golf. As a matter of fact, that is how she met him, at one of my tournaments. When he comes over to see her, she told us that he and I are not allowed to discuss disc golf when she is around.
when you work as a bouncer at a strip club like I do and with all those big mirrors around are trying to without anyone noticing do a little X step and follow through to check out your form...only to have patrons and nude dancers all looking at you like you are some kind of fruity ballerina bouncer!
When you spot your wife's new orange dish towel hanging from the sink and the first two thoughts you have are...... How absorbant is that? And that would really look good hanging from my Fadegear bag.
When your mom's car has "DX" as a badge on the trunk and every time you ask her if it's wearing in understable she gives you the evil eye.
Now everytime I see a nice open field I say "Wow, what a great place to practice your drives." My wife is starting to get tired of me saying this.
You make a bad shot and are positive the birds that are chirping are actually laughing at you.
When your boss mentions business trip, and you hope that you don't need to take a laptop, because that makes it harder to carry on your DG bag!
When you drive passed the MOST PERFECT row of trees every single day on your way to work and you consider it cruel and unusual punishment that there is no basket
When you wonder what kind of disc course a downtown city area would make if you were one of the last people left on earth.
When you can't pass a body of water without wondering (often times aloud) "Can I make that throw? I bet I can....." Sometimes interrupting a story told by your wife
you keep a disc in your passenger seat to spin while stuck in traffic during your commute.
When you call up friends and they already know you are trying to get them to play
You have Dreams about disc Golf ( Happened recently)
You think about drinking less on the course to improve your game
People say "I Play Real Golf" and you take offense
You think about buying discs just to dye them
You walk in the room, and your wife is watching "Winnie The Pooh" and you look and think to yourself that the 100 Acre Woods would make a bad ass disc golf course
You take your laptop to the course with you, so you can work on your final project for your first year at college. Then claim the disc golf course is a peaceful setting to work, and your dorm room is not.
You spend almost an hour trying to make a cd in the trash can from 30ft. Damn those things are overstable!
You almost kill yourself and two others in the car swearving across two lanes of traffic because you just saw that a new disc golf store opened very close to your house.
When you are at work, and you realize that you need to make a disc change in your bag, and you walk in the door at home and run to the closet , and change out some discs in your bag, and it makes you feel better, even though its Tuesday , and you are not going to play till Saturday.
When you make your dog pose with your putters for a picture
Having disc golf dreams the night before a big tourney (or any night LOL)
When you are going to play a top rated course tomorrow and instead of counting sheep before bed you hear chains all night long.
When you get done with a day trip to Cincinnati to play 4 courses, and start planning your weekend trip to Bowling Green before you go to bed.
When you say screw it, and play two courses even though it's hailing and thundering because you drove two hours to play them, damnit!
When you are having a really bad day, and you start to plan a disc golf trip for the weekend to make you feel better.
You just finished a round so you and your buddies immediately get together and plan out where you'll play ... the next six weekends in a row.
If your wife says "You have to choose between me and disc golf" and you say "are you sure?" and she says "nevermind".
...there's no room in the trunk of your car anymore.
If you've neglected every responsibility in your life for more than a year while committing 100% of your free time to disc golf.
...when you walk around your house idly spinning a disc on your finger waiting for your buddy to call with a tee time.
