medicinalfunk
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talk about a lucky find
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Funniest/weirdest thing you've seen on the course
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talk about a lucky find
I remember playing solo, and running into two young guys (late teens ) and asked if I could join them. This one chubby, short kid, was carring his discs in an "Office Depot" bag, so I didn't think he would be much of a player.
I watched him birdie most of the holes, almost aced a 320ft hole, and finish with a score of -12. I was shocked and amazed.
I watched him birdie most of the holes, almost aced a 320ft hole, and finish with a score of -12. I was shocked and amazed.
How did the Ta-Tas look?
Easy Tigur
Eagle Member
Today I was playing the first few holes of a course with my friend, and there was a league meeting for an adult kickball league. And at hole 5 two guys run up to us on the fairway, one in normal clothes, the other wearing a speedo (cheeks hanging out and everything), a towel as a cape around his neck, and a wrestling cap on. They come up to us and say "hey you mind if we take a leak here?" We just said go for it and the two guys go side by side into the brush talking to each other about how they probably shouldn't have had the last few beers. Then they ran off and didn't say anything. Still don't know why he had a cape.
olemiss5931
Eagle Member
wow ur parks in georgia are wayyyy different then the ones we have in ms
Adult kickball league!!! ROFL.HAHAHAHA!!!! The reason to wear the cape is so that when you are running at max speed, your cape will be flying behind you. Looks pretty cool.
Actually, it sounds like they both lost a bet. Running around a park in Georgia like that?Easy Tigur
Eagle Member
This park is... special. A lot of unusual people here. I was at the park for another reason besides disc golf and there were two guys walking back to their car: one with a completely shaved head and pointy black goatee wearing a monk looking robe carrying a staff and another wearing chainmail with a fake sword.
Adult kickball league!!! ROFL.HAHAHAHA!!!! The reason to wear the cape is so that when you are running at max speed, your cape will be flying behind you. Looks pretty cool.
They're there like... pretty much every weekday there's a game or practice. I've been to that park maybe five times when they haven't been playing and I'm there at least 3 times a week. I think the cape guy was their ringer
And I'm a distance runner. Georgia summers are horrible to run in. 10 miles at 95 degrees = guaranteed pukage. Hate it so much :wall:
I used to live near the Gulfport-Biloxi reigonal airport shortly after Top Gun came out. I'd get up on my roof when the MS Air Guard would be doing ops. Could almost read the pilot's name just below the canopy.
Just heard about this story. I really wished this person posted here so we could hear the whole story:
Man Accused Of Chasing SC Students With Chain Saw
Posted: 1:34 pm EDT July 13, 2010
WALHALLA, S.C. -- Police said a man with a chain saw who chased two college students playing disc golf in South Carolina has been charged with first-degree assault.
Investigators said the Clemson University students saw the man crouched over the machine at the disc golf course near Walhalla on Friday, when he suddenly cranked up the chain saw and ran after them.
Police said 37-year-old Jerry Lee Roach already was facing an aggravated assault and battery charge from May when he tried to use a chain saw to attack an Oconee County sheriff's deputy.
Roach was being held in the Oconee County jail. It wasn't immediately clear if he had an attorney.
Man Accused Of Chasing SC Students With Chain Saw
Posted: 1:34 pm EDT July 13, 2010
WALHALLA, S.C. -- Police said a man with a chain saw who chased two college students playing disc golf in South Carolina has been charged with first-degree assault.
Investigators said the Clemson University students saw the man crouched over the machine at the disc golf course near Walhalla on Friday, when he suddenly cranked up the chain saw and ran after them.
Police said 37-year-old Jerry Lee Roach already was facing an aggravated assault and battery charge from May when he tried to use a chain saw to attack an Oconee County sheriff's deputy.
Roach was being held in the Oconee County jail. It wasn't immediately clear if he had an attorney.
NothinButChing
* Ace Member *
that possum and pic of sap on tree awesome shots!!
tstack10
* Ace Member *
How about some dicksap?
I remember in jurrasic park when they found mosquitos in the dicksap.
I haven't been playing long but...
The first time I ever played was at Lucedale City Park DGC. We were using $1 frisbee's from Wal-mart. On the 5th hole two of us threw into some vegetation to the left of the fairway. We made our way into the jungle made of bamboo coverd in kudzu. Deciding to "Play it where it lies..." I threw from the jungle. My disk climbed into the air, stalled, and came right back to me. As I stepped out of the bamboo, my foot caught on some kudzu and I went sprawling....lol. And still got hooked on this game...
The first time I played in a group with expierenced dg'ers was at Tatum Trails DGC. On the 6th hole my tee throw landed on the slope that runs alongside the fairway.
After climbing said slope and making my next throw... Yes, I did an impersonation of Jack from nursery rhyme fame. The guys I was with joked that since I was a noobie I got a free one. But if I did it again, they got to make fun of me...
A few days later I came across this on the 3rd hole:
That is a mini Minnie upside down with her head stuck in the post of the hole. Her skirt is up showing her bloomers...lol
The first time I ever played was at Lucedale City Park DGC. We were using $1 frisbee's from Wal-mart. On the 5th hole two of us threw into some vegetation to the left of the fairway. We made our way into the jungle made of bamboo coverd in kudzu. Deciding to "Play it where it lies..." I threw from the jungle. My disk climbed into the air, stalled, and came right back to me. As I stepped out of the bamboo, my foot caught on some kudzu and I went sprawling....lol. And still got hooked on this game...
The first time I played in a group with expierenced dg'ers was at Tatum Trails DGC. On the 6th hole my tee throw landed on the slope that runs alongside the fairway.
After climbing said slope and making my next throw... Yes, I did an impersonation of Jack from nursery rhyme fame. The guys I was with joked that since I was a noobie I got a free one. But if I did it again, they got to make fun of me...
A few days later I came across this on the 3rd hole:
That is a mini Minnie upside down with her head stuck in the post of the hole. Her skirt is up showing her bloomers...lol
tallpat
Bogey Member
Hole 2, White River (Auburn, WA), I teed off and landed behind this big tree in the middle (past, but between the two stumps in the foreground), perhaps a dozen feet short of the basket. When I went to retrieve my disc, I noticed this big, angry looking dog about 2 feet from my disc. It looked to me like some sort of husky/wolf hybrid, I don't really know. Certainly not something that I was expecting to see right then and there. Fortunately, this the dog was leashed up... Unfortunately, it was leashed up to an unconscious Native American girl.
I initially thought she might be dead because she was sprawled out in an unnatural, and rather uncomfortable looking position. It was hard to tell whether she was even breathing because she had a jacket half-covering her torso and face. Mindful of the angry looking dog, I began trying to wake her by shouting to her, progressively louder, until I was essentially yelling at her from about 5 feet away. No response what-so-ever... My buddy starts asking me, "Is she dead?... Should I poke her with a stick to check?... Should we call 911 to report the body?". For about 10 minutes we were contemplating what to do, while we finished off our putts. The whole time, keeping an eye on her and the dog. The only movement she was making, was when the dog's leash tugged at her limp arm. Finally, just as my friend began dialing 911, her head nudges in a quasi-consciousness manner. We asked whether she was alright, and she slightly nodded, yes. We asked whether she needed any help, and she sort of shook her head, no.
Somewhat creeped out and relieved about the situation, we decided, "well, she's not dead", and proceeded on to hole 3. As we were leaving, we warned her that the place she had passed out in was a high traffic area for flying discs, and that it could be dangerous because of the lack of visibility from the tee pad. She muttered something unintelligible back at us.
We spent the duration of hole 3 discussing how bizarre and surreal the whole situation was. By the time we get to the tee pad for hole 4, she comes stumbling out of the woods with her dog, not along any paths, just straight out of the woods. She looks like death incarnate. She hollers at us in a wretched, raspy voice "Hey, do either of you have a spare cigarette?" "Nope, sorry" I said. "Well, do you know how to get back to the Muckleshoot [casino] from here?" she asked. I gave her directions, told her it was a few miles down the road, then she mysteriously stumbled right back into the woods and disappeared.
That definitely qualifies as one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the course.
I initially thought she might be dead because she was sprawled out in an unnatural, and rather uncomfortable looking position. It was hard to tell whether she was even breathing because she had a jacket half-covering her torso and face. Mindful of the angry looking dog, I began trying to wake her by shouting to her, progressively louder, until I was essentially yelling at her from about 5 feet away. No response what-so-ever... My buddy starts asking me, "Is she dead?... Should I poke her with a stick to check?... Should we call 911 to report the body?". For about 10 minutes we were contemplating what to do, while we finished off our putts. The whole time, keeping an eye on her and the dog. The only movement she was making, was when the dog's leash tugged at her limp arm. Finally, just as my friend began dialing 911, her head nudges in a quasi-consciousness manner. We asked whether she was alright, and she slightly nodded, yes. We asked whether she needed any help, and she sort of shook her head, no.
Somewhat creeped out and relieved about the situation, we decided, "well, she's not dead", and proceeded on to hole 3. As we were leaving, we warned her that the place she had passed out in was a high traffic area for flying discs, and that it could be dangerous because of the lack of visibility from the tee pad. She muttered something unintelligible back at us.
We spent the duration of hole 3 discussing how bizarre and surreal the whole situation was. By the time we get to the tee pad for hole 4, she comes stumbling out of the woods with her dog, not along any paths, just straight out of the woods. She looks like death incarnate. She hollers at us in a wretched, raspy voice "Hey, do either of you have a spare cigarette?" "Nope, sorry" I said. "Well, do you know how to get back to the Muckleshoot [casino] from here?" she asked. I gave her directions, told her it was a few miles down the road, then she mysteriously stumbled right back into the woods and disappeared.
That definitely qualifies as one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the course.
That chick had truly left the reservation...
tallpat
Bogey Member
It's hard to say, we were probably the first or second group to throw that day, being only 8:30 am on a Saturday morning... I'm inclined to believe she was just partying too hard the night before, and woke up in some strange and unfamiliar place.
I remember speculating just how much alcohol and/or drugs it must take for someone to suddenly awaken on the fairway of a disc golf course.
Offhand I'd say it's more a case of how much would cause you to fall asleep on a fairway ...
gdub58
Birdie Member
One of our local courses is close to an "airport" for radio-controlled planes. Full runway, building for making repairs, etc. At least half the times we play there people are flying their planes, often doing some really complex manuevers. A tract of farmland separates the course from the airport, so they don't fly over the course.
My son and I had just teed off on a hole, and as we started walking up the fairway I look up in time to see one of these planes in the midst of doing a loop and heading in our direction. I jumped out of the way, the left wing missed my son's head by about a foot (he didn't see it coming) and crash-landed right next to us. The cockpit cover came off on impact and inside was a Winnie the Pooh figurine in the pilot's seat.
Needless to say, we were pretty freaked out. Those things are huge and it would have messed me up if I hadn't seen it.
My son and I had just teed off on a hole, and as we started walking up the fairway I look up in time to see one of these planes in the midst of doing a loop and heading in our direction. I jumped out of the way, the left wing missed my son's head by about a foot (he didn't see it coming) and crash-landed right next to us. The cockpit cover came off on impact and inside was a Winnie the Pooh figurine in the pilot's seat.
Needless to say, we were pretty freaked out. Those things are huge and it would have messed me up if I hadn't seen it.
medicinalfunk
* Ace Member *
lmao
Cowboy Perfect
Newbie
Just yesterday I saw an old man playing tennis ball golf on the course. He would tee off from the tee and hit the ball into the basket. It was actually kind of cool. He just used a 7 iron and a putter.
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