Ever find a disc with something not nice written on it?

[bikinjack]

There was a kid who used to come in the shop named Michael Hunt. I also know a guy whose last name is Buttram.

 

[jkdisc]

in middle school my friend dated a girl named Annie Moore when he broke it off we told her " Chris doesnt want you Anniemore!"

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

And for the record, "pee on your boobs" is damn funny.

Second.

 

[Starwraith169]

I found one in a lake that said "return for a free beer"

I have one right now that says Free Beer if found, but the number is from out of state, so I just kept it.

 

[grass_stain]

tell him to mail the beer if you mail the disc

 

[RHINESEL]

Or a china man!! lol

Quoted because that joke got no love.

I laughed though.

 

[KMaC]

I wrote "F*** YOU DAVE" on the bottom one of mine. I don't even know a Dave.

I have yet to lose it, but it's the one I throw on holes where I think I'm gonna lose plastic, so it's bound to happen sooner or later.

 

[NothinButChing]

gonna put free beer to returner on all mine, bet that works!


just gotta remember to bring beer when I meet the returner

 

[Midnightbiker]

I think I might write on mine:


"Please return to get your $5 deposit back"

 

[Apothecary]

i have a friend who has a dye of a knee-to-chest full frontal representation of the male anatomy...logic being that nobody who is unauthorized will want to throw it or pick it up, for a myriad of reasons.

 

[billnchristy]

i have a friend who has a dye of a knee-to-chest full frontal representation of the male anatomy...logic being that nobody who is unauthorized will want to throw it or pick it up, for a myriad of reasons.

On one hand nobody will steal your disc.
On the other you are throwing a dong disc...

 

[Apothecary]

On one hand nobody will steal your disc.
On the other you are throwing a dong disc...

a small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.

 

[CoachQ]

I put a lot of custom sharpie art on my discs and when a friend of mine gave me his bag and said, "have fun drawing," I took the opportunity to pull a little prank. I renamed his red starfire the 'star fire crotch'. I then drew a female trucker girl silhouette with a few properly defined anatomical additions. he had a good laugh and now has a conversation starter when playing with randoms. My discs are all family friendly.

 

[Trampy1]

This is totally off topic, but I was at a party in college and saw an empty koozie on the table. With a cold beer in my cold hand, I picked it up and began to use it. As the party went on for hours, I was enjoying my cold beer and not-so-cold hand. I finally noticed that people would look at me when I took a drink. At first, I thought nothing of it. But then, I was approached by an amazingly effeminate guy who said, "Me too, and I am proud of you for showing it!!"
That is when I realized that the koozie I had been enjoying had the words "I'M GAY" written on the bottom of it in big black letters. I immediately discarded of the evil, lying koozie...and walked out of the party, never to return.

 

[Terry C]

i found a disc that says wang on it, i was like wow, must be an 8 year olds disc

Or a china man!! lol

Quoted because that joke got no love.

I laughed though.

Me and my homeboy Wang thought it was pretty funny too.

 

[billnchristy]

I have a friend named Dong, but alas, no Wang.

How bad would it be to be named Dong Wang?

 

[solomon.trenton]

i had a teacher in school named dick nutt.

 

[grass_stain]

i bought a disc once that had the name robert d. on the rim and no number, and my buddys asked my how i ended up with bobby digitals disc. i was blown away that i bought the rza's roadrunner. it is to bad that he didn't leave his number.

 

[dirtydmix]

I went to school with a kid that was messed up. His name was Ben Benn.

When i was at the hospital having my son 3 weeks ago i asked the nurse if they had any weird names. I kid you not she said the week before they had a kid born with the name Harry Balls and another named Raynee Day. The last lady couldn't find a nice name and it was raining so she named her that. Oh and there were a 17 year old couple with the last name love who named their daughter Makin.

 

[jkdisc]

im a sub teacher and had a girl in class named jowanda cheeseburger