Funniest/weirdest thing you've seen on the course

[NDABRUSH]

I've seen abandoned panties at several courses!!! Musta been in a hurry!!!

What if they were not abandoned? What if they were ripped off their lifeless bodies.:hfive: Boys, we may have us a cereal killer. Guard all of the frosted flakes with your life.

 

[Vegan Ray]

What if the lifeless bodies just rotted away, leaving the panties behind? Did they smell bad?

 

[NDABRUSH]

I don't want to be your friend either.

Nanny Nanny Booboo.

 

[zenbot]

What if the lifeless bodies just rotted away, leaving the panties behind? Did they smell bad?

I'm thinking about blocking you for the day. Maybe it was all the cheap Cab I drank last night but I can't stomach your posts today.

 

[Vegan Ray]

jrawk begged (and I acceded) to fondle my freshly used rubber last night. It was a weird scene…

 

[billnchristy]

I've seen abandoned panties at several courses!!! Musta been in a hurry!!!

Naw, just leftovers from the Spread Your Legs Open
PDGA 'A' tier

 

[Vegan Ray]

I'm thinking about blocking you for the day. Maybe it was all the cheap Cab I drank last night but I can't stomach your posts today.

I would have trouble thinking of a higher honor.

Your avatar = self-portrait?

 

[zenbot]

jrawk begged (and I acceded) to fondle my freshly used rubber last night. It was a weird scene…

This is exactly what I'm talking about. I'm going to barf in my cubicle.

 

[NDABRUSH]

What if the lifeless bodies just rotted away, leaving the panties behind? Did they smell bad?

Probably a little, but Aqualung wouldn't care.

 

[Apothecary]

If they have armor on then what wouldn't you throw on them? They can pretend it's an invading Orc army. (pun realized but not intended)

 

[Vegan Ray]

This is exactly what I'm talking about. I'm going to barf in my cubicle.

VIBRAM rubber, Mr. Dirtymind. Jeez…

 

[valkyrie]

What if they were not abandoned? What if they were ripped off their lifeless bodies.:hfive: Boys, we may have us a cereal killer. Guard all of the frosted flakes with your life.

A cerial killer?!?!

 

[zenbot]

VIBRAM rubber, Mr. Dirtymind. Jeez…

Vibram makes prophylactics now?

 

[Vegan Ray]

Absolutely. The VP, Ridge, & Summit provide outstanding prophylaxis against missed putts.

 

[sidewinding]

The VP, Ridge, and summit would all be great names for a condom.

 

[zenbot]

Absolutely. The VP, Ridge, & Summit provide outstanding prophylaxis against missed putts.

Nice spin.

 

[Apothecary]

the pig, the orc and the skeeter are bad names for condoms.:|

 

[Jabanger]

After reading 26 pages of stories so far I feel very fortunate for the state of DG courses in MI. I've had my occasional run in with wildlife or a slow group but that's about it. Of course this is kinda depressing me because I feel like i'm missing out on stuff LOL.

 

[NDABRUSH]

A cerial killer?!?!

Thank you. Guard Trix.

 

[zenbot]

This Ridge had an "accident".