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[sillybizz]

One's basket looks like it lipped off to Mike Tyson.

Jukeshoe's very recent review of Indian Native American Boundary South Park

 

[dgaficionado]

"Iowa nice" really is a thing as XC_Eddy points out on this review of Pickard Park in Indianola, IA

-Locals are generally friendly and helpful because Iowa

 

[sillybizz]

It's Like That Other Crappy 9-Hole You Have Played, But MORE EXCLUSIVE!

the most exclusive crappy 9-hole I have ever played

Tyler J's most recent review made me chuckle.

 

[wellsbranch250]

Fair Haven Baptist Church, features unholy fairways and a plague of mosquitos that would make Moses proud

I'm still waiting for a call about my lost disc at fair haven. One would think that the odds of a return would be higher at a church course.

 

[Riverdog]

I'm still waiting for a call about my lost disc at fair haven. One would think that the odds of a return would be higher at a church course.

The hell you say?[emoji16]


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[nothinbuttree]

I'm still waiting for a call about my lost disc at fair haven. One would think that the odds of a return would be higher at a church course.

The Halo Destroyer name has everyone confused...

 

[wellsbranch250]

The Halo Destroyer name has everyone confused...

lol, that would have been most fitting.

 

[WD09]

The Halo Destroyer name has everyone confused...

You should have thrown an Archangel.

 

[wellsbranch250]

Get here. Even if it means getting a divorce and becoming a nomad that takes greens fees in exchange for washing windows

a quote by whitefedora on his review of the Lake Marshall - The Lions
https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=8964&mode=rev#91358

 

[lee76007]

a quote by whitefedora on his review of the Lake Marshall - The Lions
https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=8964&mode=rev#91358

His line "I'm a huge elevation whore" had me laughing, a characteristic I share, and the Lions delivers big time! I'm looking forward to the coverage next week and watch those pro's bomb it.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

His line "I'm a huge elevation whore" had me laughing, a characteristic I share, and the Lions delivers big time! I'm looking forward to the coverage next week and watch those pro's bomb it.

It's amazing how differently courses with big elevation play from flat courses.

 

[pmay5]

From ray1970 on Cane Creek Park:

Half way through my wife was leading us from home to hole. If you knew her and her ability to navigate anywhere you'd know that speaks volumes to how well the course is marked. :hfive:

(I believe the first sentence should end with "hole to hole".)

It sounds like our wives have the same sense of direction, will have to bring mine along for the test!!

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=9005&mode=rev#91458

 

[ray1970]

(I believe the first sentence should end with "hole to hole".)

Yep. Thanks autocorrect. And thanks to my failing close up vision for not catching it.

Seriously, I was calling my wife my little pathfinder as she would charge away from the basket heading to the next tee just following the signs.

If you ever want to have a serious verbal altercation with my wife just ask her to look at a map and tell you which way you need to turn.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

Yep. Thanks autocorrect.

I often refer to it as auto-incorrect.

 

[playrecords]

I think Monocacy's latest gem qualifies even if a quote from a friend.

What drunken sailor made this mess?

 

[lee76007]

I think Monocacy's latest gem qualifies even if a quote from a friend.

What drunken sailor made this mess?

Did somebody call for drunken sailor to make a mess, I'm qualified.

 

[Surge5]

Shallows just dropped this bomb:

"Meadowbrook felt like sneaking down to the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve and shaking each package and right away you know the first one is a sweater, the second is a lego set, and the third is a book. You may be glad to get all three but it's not a Christmas you'll remember."

Link: https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=12765&mode=rev#91500

 

[R-Ogre]

Shallows just dropped this bomb:

"Meadowbrook felt like sneaking down to the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve and shaking each package and right away you know the first one is a sweater, the second is a lego set, and the third is a book. You may be glad to get all three but it's not a Christmas you'll remember."

Link: https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=12765&mode=rev#91500

BS, any Christmas you got Lego was a winner.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

Shallows just dropped this bomb:

"Meadowbrook felt like sneaking down to the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve and shaking each package and right away you know the first one is a sweater, the second is a lego set, and the third is a book. You may be glad to get all three but it's not a Christmas you'll remember."

Link: https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=12765&mode=rev#91500

Beats a book on how to make a sweater with legos. :|

 

[Tyler V]

What kind of lego set are we talking about? Those are not and have never been cheap.

I was so into Brio and Lego as a kid. Sorry about your checking account, Mom.