Mr. Sir
Par Member
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2009
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- 140
I just thought it would be funny to hear some of the funnier diss's you've said or heard or been dissed with on the course. Clean of course.
And before you start ranting about not diss'n others while playing due to whatever reason, let me say this; I mean it all in good fun. I mainly play rounds with really good friends and we like to joke around. I've played with random people at the course and in a few tourneys and i know proper etiquette. I obviously don't want to ruin someone else's time so i pertty much keep the horseplay to a minimum unless with my friends.
That being said here's something i thought was funny. One of my buddys is in his 50's. We (about 4-5 of us) all started DG about 6-8 months ago. We've all progressed a ton. So the last time we went out this buddy of mine was on his game. I've never heard the snap off of his drive before. I heard it pop off his fingers so i said "Man, i heard that snap all the way down the fairway" my other buddy, without hesitations says " He's just old, that was probably some of his bones cracking" I found this extremly funny.
Another time i tell my 10 year old nephew, "if you start playing disc golf now by the time your Cecil's age you'll be really... Old." Cecil thought i was gonna say Good. (Cecil is the previous mention age challenged guy)
Anyway i have a ton more, but i want to hear some good "BURNS" from your times out and about with your buddies. Funny nick names, funny situations that just called for someone to get harped on. Like i said before, ALL IN GOOD FUN, not to be a jerk.
And before you start ranting about not diss'n others while playing due to whatever reason, let me say this; I mean it all in good fun. I mainly play rounds with really good friends and we like to joke around. I've played with random people at the course and in a few tourneys and i know proper etiquette. I obviously don't want to ruin someone else's time so i pertty much keep the horseplay to a minimum unless with my friends.
That being said here's something i thought was funny. One of my buddys is in his 50's. We (about 4-5 of us) all started DG about 6-8 months ago. We've all progressed a ton. So the last time we went out this buddy of mine was on his game. I've never heard the snap off of his drive before. I heard it pop off his fingers so i said "Man, i heard that snap all the way down the fairway" my other buddy, without hesitations says " He's just old, that was probably some of his bones cracking" I found this extremly funny.
Another time i tell my 10 year old nephew, "if you start playing disc golf now by the time your Cecil's age you'll be really... Old." Cecil thought i was gonna say Good. (Cecil is the previous mention age challenged guy)
Anyway i have a ton more, but i want to hear some good "BURNS" from your times out and about with your buddies. Funny nick names, funny situations that just called for someone to get harped on. Like i said before, ALL IN GOOD FUN, not to be a jerk.