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Me, and also me Disc Golf version

Me: I've been hitting consistent tight line shots by driving from standing this round. I should do that again on this next tightly wooded hole.

Also Me: But I hyzer flipped my valkyrie all the way to the pin with a run up that one time a month ago. Let's try that again.
 
Me: I suck at sanctioned events
Also me: I can't wait for the next sanctioned event.
 
Me (in a sanctioned event): Multiple lanes to the basket, which one gives me the best chance?

Also me: OOH! The giant sky turnover route looks fun! *forgets to snap disc on release*
 
Me; just stay calm and play to the side of the tee box.

Also me; stand on the car to make the shot...

Ha, I play this course like twice a month! When did this happen?

Me: you have a complete bag now, stick with it and LEARN THESE DISCS!
Also, Me: Ooooh, shiny disc! I MUST HAVE IT!
 
Haha it was during football games on Saturday. We also had to improv hole 18 since some teams were warming up on the 18th fairway. I know it's bad form to throw near kids...but they had full pads.

There was someone guiding the cars where to park and I guess saw no problem with them blocking the pad.
 
Me: This new disc is going be amazing...
Also Me: Throws new Disc the first time into the woods, takes a second shot with trusty old disc. Then forgets to ever go back for the new disc or that it once was in my bag...
 
Me (in a sanctioned event): Multiple lanes to the basket, which one gives me the best chance?

Also me: OOH! The giant sky turnover route looks fun! *forgets to snap disc on release*

Ahahaha I can't tell you how many times I've done that
Me: this is a great approach shot for my envy, just toss it 100' and about 20 feet to the right and let in glide in for a tap in par
Also me: grabs proxy instead of envy by accident, disc sails on a beautiful 130 foot dead straight shot, and I get a bogey
 
Ahahaha I can't tell you how many times I've done that
Me: this is a great approach shot for my envy, just toss it 100' and about 20 feet to the right and let in glide in for a tap in par
Also me: grabs proxy instead of envy by accident, disc sails on a beautiful 130 foot dead straight shot, and I get a bogey

Yeah, I had a Shock and an Amp in the same colors :\
 
This happened last friday.
Me:It's a little chilly today so I'll just play 2 rounds before the sun goes down and the temp with it.
Also Me: It's not that cold, the course is empty and I still have beer left so I guess I'll play a fourth round.
 
Me: I'll write out a really witty, snarky response to flame this stupid DGCR troll...:typetypetype:...yeah, that looks good!

Also Me: Not worth it, they'll just keep spouting their bullsh*t because they need attention/affirmation/a life. :deletesandmoveson:
 
Me: I'll write out a really witty, snarky response to flame this stupid DGCR troll...:typetypetype:...yeah, that looks good!

Also Me: Not worth it, they'll just keep spouting their bullsh*t because they need attention/affirmation/a life. :deletesandmoveson:

Me: This DGCR Troll should just be ignored and he'll go away.


Also me: FLAME ON!!
 
I've really enjoyed these. many of them are things that have happened to me. Like this one

Me: I have every disc I could possibly need, even back-ups. I know this disc is THE disc for this slot, I know i won't need to try annnnnything else

Me: Oh sweet, new discs. I'll just order 3.
 
Me: It's a waste of my time to play low rated crappy courses. Why should I travel to play another one-and-done (1nD) course?

Also me: Who are you trying to kid? If the course is in NC I will play it. My motto: "I play 'em all so that others won't have to." Plus, there might be at least one good hole to make it worth the effort.
 
Me: I dont to buy this disc, I have a few molds just like it.

Also me: I need to try this disc. It could turn be the one that flies exactly the way I want and make me a pro. I'll never know if I dont buy it. I need two of them, and a few of those discs over there.
 
Me: I love living close enough to a course that I don't have to go out of my way for casual evening rounds.

Also Me : If you had a Volkswagen Westfaila you could live next to ANY course for casual evening rounds
 

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