Fly_High
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We chose Dave Feldberg because Dave Feldberg likes to hear Dave Feldberg talk about Dave Feldberg.
Dave Feldberg.
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What's your best Disc Golf jokes of all time
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We chose Dave Feldberg because Dave Feldberg likes to hear Dave Feldberg talk about Dave Feldberg.
Dave Feldberg.
#2 and it's brown.
Here's a good one:
A group of a couple dozen up to a couple hundred people apparently have decided for the entire millions of disc golf playing population what the best courses in the world are. The joke is that so many people place so much weight on this microscopic percentage of disc golfers think. Yup, those 29 people sure know the best course in the world.
A group of a couple dozen up to a couple hundred people apparently have decided for the entire millions of disc golf playing population what the best courses in the world are. The joke is that so many people place so much weight on this microscopic percentage of disc golfers think. Yup, those 29 people sure know the best course in the world.
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Maybe this is only funny to me and my friends but I'll share nonetheless. One buddy throws his Atlas constantly. Good throw = "Cloud Atlas" Bad throw = "Atlas Shrugged"
We get a giggle out of this every time.
We get a giggle out of this every time.
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Dire Wolfy
Still a puppy
The walmart starter pack
Major Tomahawk
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A discer shanks his drive into the woods right into a patch of buttercups. Mother Nature appears and tells the guy that he will never taste butter again for damaging her beautiful flowers. The DGer starts laughing uncontrollably. When Mother Nature asks what's so funny, the DGer says that his buddy just threw into the pussy-willows.
lyleoross
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I don't get it?
F. Howl
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Ha, the guys in my area do this too.
When you intentionally throw a turnover:
...and when it's unintentional (you hear this more often):
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Four guys have been going to the same disc camp getaway for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave,
Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk
your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening,
I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am.
Two days before the group is to leave,
Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk
your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening,
I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am.
Tripper
Double Eagle Member
Three disc golfing couples are going on their annual vacation, this year to Mountain Lake DGC, when their vehicle careens off the mountain road on the way to the Lodge and all 3 couples perish in the crash. So they show up at the pearly gates to talk to St. Peter.
The first couple steps forward and St. Peter addresses them. He says "You have led good christian lives, showed up for every work day, always let faster players play through but (looking at the husband) your love of money led you to marry a woman named Penny and for that you may not enter heaven."
So the second couple steps forward and St. Peter says "You have led good christian lives, never broke a live branch in your line, always picked up litter on the course but (looking at the husband) your love of alcohol led you to marry a woman named Brandi and for that you may not enter heaven."
About this time the third husband looks at his wife and says "Come on Fanny, let's get out of here."
The first couple steps forward and St. Peter addresses them. He says "You have led good christian lives, showed up for every work day, always let faster players play through but (looking at the husband) your love of money led you to marry a woman named Penny and for that you may not enter heaven."
So the second couple steps forward and St. Peter says "You have led good christian lives, never broke a live branch in your line, always picked up litter on the course but (looking at the husband) your love of alcohol led you to marry a woman named Brandi and for that you may not enter heaven."
About this time the third husband looks at his wife and says "Come on Fanny, let's get out of here."
Sunday Mike
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My game
puck'n'disc5
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Salient?
So yesterday. Everyone knows it is Steve Dodge today. :|
puck'n'disc5
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Best disc golf joke of ALL TIME, not today...
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... but that's one helluva water carry. Where's the DZ? :\
joecoin
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Pro disc golfer Juan Lopez was found dead on the 18th green. Two detectives were viewing the body. The 1st detective says; "Looks like he was shot with a golf gun." 2nd detective asks; "What's a golf gun?". 1st detective says; "I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
pauldst
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Where's the "Groan" button?
